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10. Your washing
machine dances across the floor better than you do.
9. Because the
hardware store is all out of duct tape…you bought it all.
8. Faded
wallpaper and splotchy paint is not “shabby” chic.
7. Your drywall
is no longer dry.
6. Your HVAC
compressor is now subject to airport noise restrictions.
5. The lopsided
bookcase you built in your living room no longer passes for “art.”
4. When you asked
for more “sparks” in the bedroom you didn’t mean literally.
3. Homeland
security has branded your furnace as a weapon of mass destruction.
2. Your biceps
get more of a workout from your plunger than from the gym.
1. Your leaky
faucet and “Sounds of the Rainforest” cd are now indistinguishable.
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